morning melons
a female equivalent of morning wood. it involves the random firming of the br–sts between 4am-12pm. this may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have s-x.
jane: -yawns and feels br–sts- “mmmm they’re so firm. i bet jack will enjoy these morning melons.” 😉
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