morning music
the expelling of gas first thing when you wake .
him ” hon, good morning”
her, ” well, you’re up, whats’ the tune this morning?”
him, “what do you mean?”
her, “well, that morning musicyou never fail to greet me with each new day!”
him, “i can’t help it if i have loud gas!”
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