morning mustache
when you -j-c-l-t- on the upper lip of someone who is asleep, then rip out their p-b-s while yelling “morning mustache” and sprinkle it upon the the gooey mixture and let it dry.
my girl wasn’t keeping it trimmed up downstairs so i had to morning mustache her.
my girlfriend didn’t give it up last night so i taught her a lesson by giving her a morning mustache.
i like kissing a man so i gave her a morning mustache.
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