morning musume
the absolutely best jpop group that has ever existed! totally cute jgirls that you will splooge your pants watching thier goofy onscreen antics.
i love morning musume!
proof that a large segment of the population of j-pan needs to turn off their televisions and take a long walk out of doors while thinking carefully about the heritage they will be bestowing upon future generations. the girls/media darlings/masturbatory fantasies who comprise the group are not expected to “sing” or “dance” in the ordinary senses of the words; rather, their relentless appearances on television and radio is meant to deaden the souls of those few individuals who still have one. in the larger scheme of things, morning musume helps make a handful of rich people richer while perpetuating, if not exacerbating, the nation’s endemic molestation of young girls on crowded trains.
1 – (at the supermarket)
“morning musume on the radio again! i just want to buy some fermented soybeans and pickled ginger shreds in peace! my god , i have to get out of this country!”
2 –
taro: “have you seen the cover of the latest mo-musu single? the cross-eyed one is so cute and do-able!”
masahiro: “you really are a depraved f-cker, aren’t you taro-kun? tell you what – the next time you reveal your sickness to me i am going to beat you into a coma with a copy of ‘lolita’, wakarimash-ta ka?”
a group of j-panese “singers” that increase and decrease in number every once a while. the group is most popular amongst primary and secondary girls, also by some sad males who live in their sad own world (aka otaku). they cannot sing or dance but together as a group, they try to make things look and sound good.
phew!! you guys sing like morning musume!! p-u-k-e
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