morning wake-up call


a morning wake-up call is when a man stands over a sleeping woman while masturbating. right before he comes, he yells at the girl to wake up so she wakes up to a face full of s-m-n.
“i did a morning wake-up call on my sister yesterday. she wasn’t too fond of it.”

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