Morristown, TN
a medium-sized hub town with more churches than fast food places. filled with trash and rich people who rarely see each other. a prime example of the “bible belt” lifestyle.
cool guy 1: “dude, i’m hungry, but all i can find are small, cr-ppy churches.”
cool guy 2: “welcome to morristown, tn!”
a small city in east tennessee, where no hot guys exist.
girl 1: i don’t see any hot guys…anywhere.
girl 2: welcome to morristown, tn!
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