Morse Rudder
when one or more parties engage in phone s-x or another electronic method (sms) with the intent of s-xual gratification. a variation of dutch rudder in that one party stimulates the other s-xually by voice from a remote location rather than in physical contact. derived from samuel morse (morse code) and dutch rudder, circa 2008.
he guided her journey with a morse rudder to the eighth sea of ecstasy
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