mosh pit politicking
v. when at a crowded rock show, it is the act of using the area cleared for a mosh pit in order to maneuver your way closer to the front while simultaneously mimicking a desire to ‘mosh’.
bro 1 ‘bro, i can’t see the band from here, and this song is my jam!’
bro 2 ‘ well, broseph. why don’t you use some mosh pit politicking to maneuver your way to the front of the venue so you can get a better view. you must act like you want to mosh, though. otherwise dudes will know you’re just trying get to the front, and they’ll crush you!’
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