a friend who acts as your mother but not in a bad way, they protect you from things and make sure that you are always okay.
i will not date nathan because he is a player, i know this from my mother best friend.
- elmer's b*ttplug
the little bit of dried glue that gets stuck in the tube of glue that prevents the bottle from releasing the glue “my bottle of glue has an elmer’s b-ttplug”
maelynne is the most amazing girl you will ever meet . she is one of a kind and is beautiful on the inside and the outside. she may not see it that way but with the help of a friend she will learn to be happy with herself. she is stunningly gorgeous and is often […]
he comes off as innocent, kind, sweet, and shy, but caution. he is the biggest truest savage in existence. people with this name have no filters. friend 1: wanna play truth or dare? friend 2: yeah friend 1: i dare you to make out with kevin. friend 2: d-mn evaristo! you savage!!
- squeaker farts
squeaker farts are high pitched in sound. paul-d must have a whistle up his -ss to let out all those squeaker farts !
- furniture shopping
inappropriate or predatory s-xual advances (usually initiated by orange men with small p-n-ses and low iqs) see: donald trump “i did try and f— her. she was married… and i moved on her very heavily. in fact, i took her out furniture shopping. she wanted to get some furniture. i said, ‘i’ll show you where […]