motherfucking breadcrumbs
a comic popularized by tumblr depicting a duck getting f-cking stoked when an old lady at the park throws it breadcrumbs
old lady: -throws breadcrumbs-
bird:
old lady:
bird: aw yiss
bird: motherf-cking breadcrumbs
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