mother’s day

a day in may when you must give a gift to your mother and every mother in your family……if not theyll treat you like sh-t and call you selfish,no matter how much you really love them…….

a day when people show how materialistic they really are,a day when people get mad at you over a d-mned gift
i got paid $300 dollars at work and couldve bought a jersey and some shoes….but i ended up buying socks,earrings,cologne and a whole mess of other sh-t that my people wont use anyways……darned mother’s day

if you dont they will be mad at you….regardless of how much you love and think about them
1). a day in which women who somehow managed to punch out a couple of kids feel ent-tled to flowers, cards, candy, balloons, bears and other meaningless gifts.

2.) yet another “holiday” hallmark, ftd and see’s candy conspired to invent in order to sell products in what would be a month otherwise void of an actual gift giving holiday (see: christmas and december ).

3). a day in which the women in your family -say- they only wish you to acknowledge with your love and perhaps doing the dishes when they actually want their children, husbands or boyfriends to give them flowers, candles, dinners etc…
girl: what’s you get your mom for mother’s day?

guy: a hug.

girl: ouch…what’s she have to say about that?

guy: not so much…
in california state issued welfare checks are issued monthly every 1st and the 15th, known to many in ghetto communities as “mothers day”
“aaaw sh-t, look at these long -ssed baby cryin, loud -ss ghetto folks up in this supermart… you should never do your shopping on mothers day.
the day when your mother can use guilt against you to do whatever she wants.
i’ve been having a great mother’s day now do your ch-r-s.
today (may 8th) is mother’s day. you’re supposed to treat your mommy special today. like drawing a picture of her in crayon on your bedroom walls.
my mommy says i’m special… i like to make it up to her on mother’s day.
mother’s day (muh-thurz day)n. the first day in a new month when welfare, moreover disability or social security checks, are received by mail or direct deposit
>at the trailor park< sue: "thank christ it's the first of the month." maryann: "why is that?" sue: "it's mother's day and i can buy some stuff." maryann: "don't you think you should pay rent and utilities first?" sue: "f-ck off maryann." 1. payday; the day when you pay this mother, and pay that mother. karl: hey, want to catch the movie tonight? mike: i can't, man. it's mother's day. i gotta go pay my light bill before they shut it off.