Mothers of the 90’s
a group of people who are another species of hominids, h-m- matresnonagesimae. they are the women who have had their first kid between 1990 and 1999, and are a group of worthless b-tches who treat their kids like sh-t.
i like to hang around the local elementary school at 3:00 each afternoon to watch the mothers of the 90’s quack their jaws at each other.
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