mouf swab


a test to determine the paternity of a child/baby daddy. typically, the process involves the use of a cotton swab on the inner cheek to extract dna of a black man or other minority.
“dat b-tch went to court and now i gotta get my mouf swabbed but i know fo’ sho’ some other n-gg- da one dat got dat b-tch pregnant!”

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