mouldy sausage
the state of ones p-n-s after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.
the times when you need to w-nk but simply cannot climax. you are in the state of perpetual soft-on. excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised p-n-s. once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.
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w-nking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.
steve’s in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.
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