Mount Scopus Memorial College
a jewish day school for rich jews, located in melbourne, australia. it is the largest and most populated jewish school in australia. there are a few kindergarten campuses and a couple of primary campuses. the biggest of all the campuses is the gandel campus in the suburb burwood. this campus is for grades 4-12, and has 1400 students.
scopus is a shorter name for people who can’t be bothered saying the full school name. it’s a jewish school, but not religious.
scopus is the most awesome school in every way; but the only reason why it’s not so great is because of all the j-ppy sl-ts and super-large groups. the -ssemblies at scopus are usually very humorous.
the only reasons why melbournian jews don’t go to scopus is because of the mean b-tches, or because of the high price and they are unable to pay for scopus’ awesomeness.
bobert: mummy, look at that girl across the street. i haven’t seen her in this street before.
mum: yes, darling. jodi and her block family are new to the street.
bobert: mummy, why is she wearing a weird star necklace?
mum: that’s because she is jewish.
bobert: and why is she wearing that top? it’s way too big for her.
mum: hmm…i don’t know. i guess she goes to mount scopus memorial college. it must be a trendy thing at that school.
dad: ugh, i have a bad feeling about that girl jodi. i don’t want another scopus kid living on our street. that girl will be having street parties every week!
bobert: but how do you know, daddy?
mum: that’s what scopus teens do, bobert.
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