mouth quidditch


a game in which you play with your mouth, similar to harry potter quidditch however in muggle world and played using your mouth. equipment consists of a hoop whereas the object of the game is to launch a designated food item into your partner’s facial cavity.

safety requirement(s): knee pads.
my partner just dislogged the designated food item from his airways. mouth quidditch is dangerous af.

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