mouth turd
a wad of chewed up chewing tobacco that has been spat out on the ground such that it looks like a dog t-rd. these are most frequently seen around golf courses and people will declare that someone has not cleaned up after their dog when upon closer examination it is determined that it is in fact a mouth t-rd.
golfer 1: dude watch out, don’t step in that dog cr-p !! i can’t stand it when people don’t clean up after their dog !
golfer 2: relax man ! it’s just a mouth t-rd.
when an intoxicated individual consumes too much food, and then begins to secrete a t-rd-like substance out the mouth, resulting in a t-rd shaped vomit. it is often found leaving serious skid marks
it was chris’ mouth t-rd. looks like an orange sh-t.
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