mouthwash defense
used by probationers who aren’t allowed to drink alcohol to explain why they fail breathalyzers. similar to the toothpaste defense, the cough syrup defense, and the hand-sanitizer defense, the latter of which only applies to etg tests (urine alcohol tests).
probation officer: you failed your breathalyzer.
probationer: i didn’t drink alcohol, i just used mouthwash before i came here.
probation officer: that’s the mouthwash defense. it’s bullsh-t and you know it. you’re going to jail.
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