Movie Airbag
movie airbag .
an airbag in any hollywood action movie that will never ever deploy. in reality, anything even a 4 or 5 mile an hour impact in some cars, or tapping something with the corner of the car hard while in motion will set a cars airbag(s) off. movie airbags never go off no matter what is done to the car, you can crash gates, roll it over, sideswipe many things.. all types of impacts that in the real world on any newer car would pop one or both airbags, fill the car with gunpowder smoke, smash the windshield in some car models, disorient, blind, and deafen the occupants of the car.
did you see how many car smackups in that new movie? why was it that never a movie airbag deployed in any crashes?
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