Mr. C. M. Cockblock
defining a c-ckblocker with a pseudonym when not able to directly state said c-ckblocker’s name.
very useful when the c-ckblocker is in close vicinity of you and/or partner. also very useful as a label to said c-ckblocker
girl: what’s wrong baby?
boy: i don’t want to say right now ok?
girl’s dad: are you sure son? you do seem a little tense and uptight
sinister look in dad’s eyes
boy: well, i would be more relaxed, but once again mr. c. m. c-ckblock strikes again (winks at girlfriend without dad noticing)
girl’s dad: laugh out loud (he’s too douchey to write lol)
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