Mr. Fitness Instructor
that guy who is not in very good shape, yet feels the need to criticize everyone on their form and the amount of reps someone does during a specific exercise.
guy 1: yo dude, your curling form is horrible. straighten your arms and increase your weight.
guy 2: stfu mr. fitness instructor. since when did you become an expert this sh-t?
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