Mr. Hair
this is a term used to describe a random, out of place, unsightly hair. for example, one long eyebrow hair on an older man, a long dark hair on a woman’s chin, or a darker hair growing out of a mole. any single hair that is obvious and out of place where it is growing.
etymology: ‘mr. hair’ was originally used by two high school girls in the early to mid-70’s in elgin, il. the word was then p-ssed down the family tree and eminated to other states in the us like ia and nc.
dee: laur, do you um, have hair around your nipples at all?
laurie: (laughter) no, why?
dee: well, i mean, not any?
laurie: no, why? (exposure of said area) oh…uh, you have to take care of him. wow.
dee: yeah.
laurie: go grab some tweezers and let mr. hair go on a wild adventure with the trash.
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