Mr. Scat wants freedom


a nice way to imply defecation when in mixed company.
gentleman #1: ugh, excuse me, i’ve got to go!

-runs off-

lady: what’s the matter with him?

gentleman #2: madame, it sounds as though mr. scat wants freedom.

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