Ms. Betty Crocker

this term can be used exclusively for a woman who puts on too much foundation/powder that it gives off that “cakey” appearance. so cakey, that everybody can just start calling her ms. betty crocker.

and the makeup is so thick, that it almost seems possible that she applied her makeup using a trowel.
“what the f-ck?! my shirt looks like it just came out of a morgue! it’s all ashy and sh-t. oh wait, that came from ms. betty crocker. that sk-nk was rubbing her face all up against my shirt.”

“b-tch, you kno you is so fugly dat yo face have a pound of makeup. you sure dat your stank -ss used da raahight foundation? you lookz lik-uh vanilla cakez..you know..lik-uh dat b-tch -ss ms. betty crocker cake mix?”

(a sk-nk and her boyfriend are laying in bed together staring into each other’s eyes, until….)
boyfriend: baby you smell so good..but ay sweetie, i was just wondering…were you making cake for me earlier today?
sk-nk: no? why do you think i’d make a cake? that’s so random!
boyfriend: looks like you have cake flour on your face.
sk-nk: really? oh my god, that is so weird! let me go to the bathroom.
boyfriend: are you r-t-rded?
sk-nk: no?
boyfriend: you don’t have cake flour on your face. you just look like ms. betty crocker.
sk-nk: aw, really? betty crocker?
boyfriend: that was not a compliment..
sk-nk: betty crocker was once pretty..
boyfriend: oh f-ck, will you wipe off your 1″ thick makeup already? you look like a cakey-b-tch!