Mudchute Lottery
a polite, kid friendly, office-appropriate alternative to saying you’ve just been “f-cked or screwed in the -ss” by someone or as the result of an unfortunate event.
i heard you were late and the boss chewed you out. pam took credit for my proposal too. man, you just can’t win can you? actually, it’s my lucky day. i keep winning the mudchute lottery!
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- Cageophile
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- Hyjak
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