muddy texas winged prodding
dress up like batman with a utility belt, a cattle prod, a spray can and a gun and run around at night and when you see someone sh-t on him or her then spray them with your spray can and start beating them senseless then zap them with your cattle prod and then murder them with your gun.
batman: hey robin wanna do some late night muddy texas winged prodding?
robin: f-ck you and your bdsm fetishes.
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