Muddy Tug of War
a s-xual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner’s -n-s as they are excreting. the goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the “tug of war.” if any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in “mud.”
“i heard jon is pretty good at muddy tug of wars”
“no, i beat him last night, and he was super muddy”
#-n-s -n-l p–p sh-t gross
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