Mushroom Crush
a violent s-xual technique used on the p-n-s. can be considered s-d-stic and/or m-s-ch-stic. using one hand too m-st-rb-t- and the other open hand to “crush the mush” in unison with upstrokes.
aka – mushcrush and capslap
“dude, that crazy b-tch gave me the mushroom crush so hard my d-ckhead looks like a bl–dy plate”
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