mushroom punch


the act of punching someone in the face with the tip of your d-ck (the mushroom). most effective while fully erect and pulling back on the head to create tension and releasing. this will leave a “mushroom print” if done correctly.
the hooker who was blowing me kept looking up so i gave her a mushroom punch.

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