Mushroom Shaped Bruise
the moment after release during oral s-x a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.
after she blew me i gave her a mushroom shaped bruise and marked her for life.
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