mushroom tattoo
a mushroom tattoo is when one of the male s-x whips out his extremely large p-n-s and whips u any where on the facial region. if enough force is applied a red bruise from the tip of the p-n-s will appear on the face in the shape of a mushroom..hence the name mushroom tattoo.
nick: yea b-tch like my d-ck…lick it.
nick: d-mn b-tch i said lick dont bite.
(whack)
girl:d-mn baby you just gave me a mushroom tattoo.
a mark made by a wild and violent whipping/smacking of the male genitalia on another’s body part, preferably tha face.
i’m going to give that b-tch a mushroom tattoo.
in agreeance with the above definitions, a ‘mushroom tattoo’ is a result of the under-side of the head of a man’s p-n-s having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to -j-c-l-t- in a more timely fashion, m-st-rb-t-d while being blown – the p-n-s came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occ-ssion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or s-x-toy. warning – not recommended! can be very painful for both parties involved…
to smack someone in the face with a c-ck
i gave sh-lly a mushroom tattoo last night and she loved it
see mushroom stamp
i don’t know what happened to sarah at the party, but she came back with a nice mushroom tattoo.
when you smash the end of your c-ck against the face of a deserving party(preferbably with your man berries resting in their best friends mouth) and leave the impring of a mushroom behind to show who’s king.
g-d dammit, samantha, jessica takes it a lot deeper than you without gagging. you need to get your sh-t together, b-tch.
-slap-
now everyone’s gunna know who’s your pimp.
to slap someone in the face with the tip of your d-ck, hard enough to leave a mark of the head of your d-ck.
man i mushroom tattooed that b-tch while she was sleeping!
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