muslim bike ride
when your doing a chick from behind while firmly gripping her ponytails, you make a pedaling motion to penetrate deeper.
“hey! why are you walking funny?”
“omar and shane gave me a muslim bike ride last week and i’m still incapable of defacating.”
Read Also:
- blast shit knickers
the act of releasing small amounts of sh-t during the farting process johny, i was doing your laundry and i there was a brown stain on your pants… did you blast sh-t knickers again?
- dotcum
(n) p-rnography company conducting most of their business on the internet. x-rated variation of the term dotcom. all of the dotcom’s are crumbling, but the dotc-m’s have remained financially stable. a p-rnographic web site. what does lance do at the office? he visits his favorite dot c-m, and jacks his beanstalk!
- Piss of Excellence
mixing mountain dew with jack daniels for the best drink ever! it’ll literally turn you p-ss excellent! can anyone make the p-ss of excellence?
- Double Breasted Jack It
when you take your p-n-s back and forth between a girls t-ts. aka t-tty f-cking this girl with great t-ts let me try on the double breasted jack it with her. i hope she has a good dry cleaner because we may have got some stains on it.
- PFTC
acronym for posting from the can, the act of using smartphone technology to update social media whilst doing your business. used as an added tag to whatever is being said, much like tfln or fml or mlib. man, this toilet seat is cold. pftc it sounds like the guy next to me is giving birth […]