muslim water balloon
while a man’s partner is sleeping, he sh-ts, p-sses, and c-ms in a condom. he then throws this latex covered mixture at his sleeping partner’s face, thus waking her up to sh-t and s-m-n everyhere.
person 1: last night, i used jenny’s face as a muslim water balloon target. there was a m-ssive glob of sh-t, p-ss, and c-m on her face as she woke up from the m-ssive blow. person 2: disgusting, yet awesome!!!!
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