mustache snorkeling

the act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
a watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
similar to m-ff diving, but the man is the one with the hair…
dejan: text me sometime and we’ll go mustache snorkeling…

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