mustard wash
a s-xual act between a male and a female.
this act begins with the female giving a hearty bl-wj-b to the male. once the bl-wj-b is complete, the male -j-c-l-t-s into the female’s mouth. instantly after the aforementioned -j-c-l-t–n, the male also urinates into the females mouth hole. this maneuver is best done when the male is slightly dehydrated, as to make his urine more of a yellowish hue.
after the s-m-n and urine are in the female’s mouth, she keeps her lips around the male’s p-n-s and proceeds to slosh and motorboat the mixture around the males p-n-s. resulting in a feeling that can only be compared with sticking your p-n-s in a warm bowl of marshmallow cream.
guy 1: dude! last night i got my girlfriend to give me another mustard wash!
guy 2: you seriously need to pee before you get head next time.
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