my 9 year old daughter reads this


an internet meme, similar to “i’m 12 years old and what is this”.
it originally started on the website mylifeisaverage.com when a poster said that their 9 year old daughter read the website and that the other users of the site should watch what they said.

it is used as a joke when something inappropriate or something using cuss words is posted.
person 1:omg, i’m so bad-ss.
person 2: my 9 year old daughter reads this!

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