My Body is Ready
a phrase a virgin says when they’re ready to knock boots.
alternatively, a phrase someone says when they really like something and they want it now.
sarah: omg jenni, the new b-tt-quake 6.0 comes out tomarrow. it’s supposed to feel like having an 6.0 earthquake in your -ss!
jenni: omg…my body is ready.
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