My dick is so hard I could lay a brick


having a fully erect p-n-s, that is so hard and ready for s-xy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
holy sh-t! my d-ck is so hard i could lay a brick! that’s right, i could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! so, anyway, what’s your mom doing tonight?

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