My eyelashes almost burned off


when something smells really bad…
“walking down the street”

(jim) “nice day huh?”

(tony) “yeah”

(jim) “you smell that?”

(tony) “its not me”

(jim) “no i think its that dead rac–n”

(tony) “d-mn that really does stink”

(jim) “h-ll yeah my eyelashes almost burned off”

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