My eyelashes almost burned off
when something smells really bad…
“walking down the street”
(jim) “nice day huh?”
(tony) “yeah”
(jim) “you smell that?”
(tony) “its not me”
(jim) “no i think its that dead rac–n”
(tony) “d-mn that really does stink”
(jim) “h-ll yeah my eyelashes almost burned off”
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