My eyes! They feel like needles!


what one screams in agony when one’s eyes feel like needles.

often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, pot-ssium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can’t help but scream in pain.
greg gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): my eyes! they feel like needles!
me: here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
greg: no, i’m quite fine, thanks.

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