my first kachow
i’ve always like the movie cars, i am 15 years old. i have all his toys, all his his posters. i have seen cars 23 and a 3 4ths times. i touch myself vigorously while i watch cars. i c-m when i see him. as i do my dad comes in the room and screams, “turn that sh-t off you car loving f-ggot! i wish i would have gotten you aborted!”
i look him in the eyes, with c-m still leaking from my member and tell him, “the holy one will come for you, he will hit you with a bolt of lightning and you will see him as lord!”
he turns off my light and tells me to, “go the f-ck to sleep!” as i am lying in be me room lights up. it’s him. i hear his engine rev. he breaks through my wall and screams, “kachow!”
it’s him, lightning mcqueen has finally came for me. he goes behind me and breaks another wall… my -n-l wall. his tounge penetrates my tights bunghole. i flex tight, but it does not stop him. my prostate is getting hot and i feel a sensation in my man sack. “i gonna..” i start to say but he interrupts me by sticking his metal car b-n-r in my -ss.
my father enters the room and utters, “what the f..” then mcqueen looks at him, he winks vigorously and screams “kachow!” causing my daddy to disintegrate as my lord dumps his mighty load in my b-m. there is c-m every where.
he looks at me and says, “on the race track,” he then busts through my ceiling and was never seen again.
“dude the book we read in health reminded me of ‘my first kachow’!”
Read Also:
- maria emilia
the best friend you could ever had!!! she can be small, but is daring. she can be wrong, but doesn’t regret what she was trying to say. she can be annoying, but helpful whenever you need her. she is always there for everyone and fights for what she wants and thinks is right. sometimes you […]
- monwara
it means beautiful, kind, helpful, and helps people in need mashaallah you have always helped me monwara
- rainbow bath
when u bathe in c-m and period for fun i’m gonna have a rainbow bath tonight
- ishbelle
ishbelle’s are always kind, they are friends with mostly everyone. although it doesn’t look like it, there’s usually a lot going on in her life all the time, whether it’s a good thing or a bad, she’ll always find time for her friends and family, they’re honestly the only things she cares about. ishbelles love […]
- hell breezy
like breezy but with more flare. something fire but isnt overdone. being chill without even knowing it 1. ayo, what do you think of my fresh fade? “h-ll breeeezy bro” 2. my girl is comin over, i gotta cut “h-ll breezy, go get that tail bro”