my friend wants to know (mfwtk)
it is the most go-to starter phrase when asking an abnormal question to hide behind a facade and save yourself from judgement, embarr-ssment, humiliation, possibly dishonoring your family’s name.
use this phrase if you are suffering from severe to mild symptoms of curiosity but still want to save your future-self from the consequences of asking such disgraceful questions and from being looked at by other people as a degenerate.
example 1
dude 1: bro, ‘my friend wants to know (mfwtk)’ if ron jeremy’s magic beans can really help make your lil jimmy grow bigger and last longer in bed.
dude 2: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahaha!!! who’s the friend?!
dude 1: (panicking) sh-t! i gotta go. i forgot to walk the dog.
dude 2: dafuq? but you don’t have a dog…
example 2
curious teenager: (asking the users of the interweb) ‘mfwtk’ how to properly wipe your rear to eliminate dingleberries. he says that he stains his boxers on a daily basis and that his mother is getting tired of cleaning up after his ‘sh-t’ like his messy room.
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