My Hen Laid A Haddock
an english phonetic version of “hen wlad fy nhadau”, the national anthem of wales, written by swansea poet nigel jenkins.
my hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
i could stew a hare here and brandish dan’s flan,
don’s ruddy bog’s blocked up with sand.
(cytgan – chorus)
dad! dad! why don’t you oil auntie glad?
can wh-r-s appear in beer bottle pies,
o b-tter the hens as they fly!
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