My mom is so china
a description of a chinese person’s mother who is still acting batsh-t insane all the time no matter where she lives. also strict as all h-ll!
vlad: hey you gonna go camping with everyone else?
simone: iunno i wanna go but my mom is so china she won’t let me!
vlad: b-mmer…
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