Mysterious Apple Turnover
when a guy with the green apple splatters goes to a girl’s house, f-cks her and leaves bacon strips on her sheets. the next morning, after the guy is gone, the girl turns over the covers and discovers the sh-t stains.
sh-lly woke up hungover to find out that david left a mysterious apple turnover in her bed last night.
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