Mystery Baby
a game where a man docks with multiple men and allows them to -j-c-l-t- inside of his d-ck. he then goes and has s-x with a girl and releases all the c-m inside her. when she becomes pregnant, it will be a mystery as to whose baby it is.
did you hear what happened to dawanna? she got mystery baby by jose, jawann, pedro, and martinez and now doesn’t know who the father is.
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