Mystery Chum


a mixture of various hard alcohols mixed together, usually made by teenagers whos parents keep alot of half empty bottles around.

usually sits in a car trunk or closet until the teenager is ready to get belligerent.
trevor: “dude i just made some mystery chum last night!”

tony: “sick! what’s in it?”

trevor: “peach schnapps, gin and tequilla!”

tony: “your one dirty f-cker!”

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