Mystery Dick


when you’re watching a guy+girl p-rno, and they’re going at it, when suddenly another d-ck or even whole male appears on screen and it becomes a three way.
“i was watching a p-rno, and it musta been the camera man’s mystery d-ck that appeared in the girl’s mouth”

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