mystery taxi
(extra credit to dogfish)n. similar to beer goggles in their effect on the morning after…but…when you’re so p-ssed you’re sure the woman you pulled last night was better looking than the bush hog you’re lying next to when you wake up.
“holy sh-t…who the f-ck are you? b-ll-cks, the pretty bird i pulled has been taken away by the mystery taxi. please get out of my home”
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