the worst game that girls that are underage and very h-rny play
tumblrfemenistgenderfluid: i love mystic messenger!!!!
nemo: please kill yourself
the english skills of an ape person 1: imma f-k yuo up person 2: you have wonderful ape-rehension
- hailey clauson
one of the hottest models ever dude 1: who’s that hot chick in wild n out? dude 2: that’s hailey clauson
- amish lighthouse
a s-xual act requiring two people (preferably with at least one male) and a candle. the male lays on his back on the floor then pulls his body up over his head so he is resting on his shoulder blades and neck. the partner then straddles his face and puts the lit candle in the […]
- sushi rolled
the ancient art of j-panese cuisine, where a man covers his erect p-n-s in fish eggs of any type. he then proceeds to have s-xual intercourse with a female of mutual consent, with full intentions of creating small asian fish babies. steven: i totally sushi rolled tina last night bro. tyler: oh yeah? how was […]
- gl*ss victim
a person who can’t accept an apology from someone who accidentally hurt them and complains how they’ve been hurt. i’ve b-mped into this gl-ss victim this morning by accident and spilled his coffee. i said sorry and that i didn’t mean it but he was complaining how i burned him and ruined his shirt.